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A.I. at Court: How Attorneys & Judges Can Use Artificial Intelligence
Louisiana Fifth Circuit Court of Appeal Judge Scott Schlegel has some advice for his colleagues who are nervous about using AI in their courthouses.
“This is just another technological revolution inside the justice system,” Schlegel said. “We’ve been here before, and we’re going to get through it. Start learning how to use the tools.”
Judge Schlegel gave the opening plenary address at the State Bar of Wisconsin’s Annual Meeting and Conference in Green Bay on June 19.
Schlegel, a former trial court judge, pointed out that the justice system has used other forms of technology, like websites, for years.
“We’ve been trying to find ways to modernize the justice system for many, many years,” Schlegel said.
He cited his use of an online calendaring system to schedule initial appearances, instead of continuing with the “cattle call” practice of scheduling multiple appearances for 9 a.m. on the same day.
Judge Schlegel has written and spoken widely about the use of AI in the justice system.
He said the new technology offers many benefits to judges, including educating litigants and jurors about the system by updating court system handbooks that date back to the 1980s.
“Why are we not taking these old PDFs, using generative AI to clean them up and improve the language, and then creating videos …. to explain the process?” Schlegel said. “I’m talking about walking people through the system.”
It’s not all moonlight and roses, however. Judge Schlegel acknowledged that certain forms of AI allow users to easily alter - and in some cases create - images and sound files.
“The photographic evidence and the audio evidence today scares the heck out of me as a former trial court judge,” Schlegel said.
He said attorneys must be aware of their ethical obligation when assessing evidence provided by clients.
“Lawyers have to function as gatekeepers, as well as courts,” Schlege said.
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  • @idessaoutlaw
    @idessaoutlaw 12 годин тому

    These days it's more about the politics than the law or the facts..⚖️🥃😎👌

  • @robcarden5741
    @robcarden5741 4 дні тому

    Hello Paul, I am in Clifton, VA, would be great to see you again. SGT Robert Carden.

  • @HeavenlyAngels85
    @HeavenlyAngels85 11 днів тому

    I won my claim but unemployment buried my money and change my claim to over payment.

  • @georgerios7491
    @georgerios7491 12 днів тому

    Thanks 😊 this lawyers don’t realize the how much they are impacting in people’s live thank u all and God bless

  • @lisamitchell1409
    @lisamitchell1409 15 днів тому

    My landlord is a slumlord has not repaired anything since we have lived here

  • @lisamitchell1409
    @lisamitchell1409 15 днів тому

    My landlord called my man racial slurs and said we need to get off ssi and get a real job like her. That if we got government assistance for rent she will put us out called him garage since we lived here we haven't been able to enjoy our apartment. She texted me and said get out immediately

  • @lisamitchell1409
    @lisamitchell1409 15 днів тому

    I need to talk to someone about my landlord in Green Bay Wisconsin

  • @ZacharyJClark
    @ZacharyJClark 16 днів тому

    Hold up, why the hell are they dressed as a girl, but have more hair on their chest then I have on my head. Why you look like a man.

  • @wantanasian2333
    @wantanasian2333 16 днів тому

    Might be time to get your hormones checked

  • @upseguest
    @upseguest 17 днів тому

    Why does he have long hair :skull: is he a trans :skull: bro is GAY XDD

  • @JaquelineBullete
    @JaquelineBullete 19 днів тому

    I gave 2,000 dollars to a lawyer in WY who did nothing except ask me for 8,000 dollars more and will not send me an audit any chance of getting my money back?

  • @ilikedabeans9971
    @ilikedabeans9971 28 днів тому

    Corrupt swamp-creature

  • @yomema8234
    @yomema8234 Місяць тому

    Thought this was Putin lol

  • @guybrock837
    @guybrock837 Місяць тому

    Attorney's miss lead the Judges,...in other words,...they lie to the judge.

  • @JudgeCommitee-ck5wq
    @JudgeCommitee-ck5wq Місяць тому

    Tip of the day you’ll help keep food on the table for millions of families distinguishing yourself in among your peers. Advancing your career structuring the Latin Law Model Notary Index Certification Enforcement Regulatory, NICER Crime Free Inheritance Plan to Fiduciary Security Arbiter Trust Advisors. Interdicting equity elder abuse with Financial Crime Enforcement Network, FinCEN to record, defend, monitor, validate, and certify successors. Should you choose to accept putting clients needs ahead of your own with installing millions of jobs in justice in July. To Pro Bono back fellow Fiduciary Security Arbiter Trust Advisors.

  • @Jusbee357
    @Jusbee357 Місяць тому

    James 4:8 for the young people.

  • @peterorthmann5612
    @peterorthmann5612 Місяць тому

    All this is great. But if you are a Mason and the client is a Mason he walks. Judges are Masons and they take an oath to never do harm to a brother. CORRUPTION IN THE FIRST DEGREE. The entire system is corrupt isn't it Judge.

  • @vrindersinghrandhawa6343
    @vrindersinghrandhawa6343 Місяць тому

    This type of turd is why it doesnt matter your case, it is who is on your panel.

  • @user-xv1vn4ol6u
    @user-xv1vn4ol6u Місяць тому

    Which God?

  • @user-xv1vn4ol6u
    @user-xv1vn4ol6u Місяць тому

    Would you need to prove the existence of God

  • @livetouch31
    @livetouch31 2 місяці тому

    Legalese

  • @lakeyshacoles9513
    @lakeyshacoles9513 2 місяці тому

    E-filing would violate the people’s rights to unlimited right to petition the government. If an individual who is not competent in computers pose a discriminatory challenge.

  • @aldenecampbell5457
    @aldenecampbell5457 2 місяці тому

    I can't find one for my custody battle

  • @helenewebster-sisk2407
    @helenewebster-sisk2407 2 місяці тому

    My former Atty Little was deceptive to egregiously corruptly suppressed my evidence in my EEOC'S investigation process. EEOC'S Investigator Danail Nance knew and permitted his professional misconduct of conspiracy, Conflict of Interest and Prosecutory misconduct, and Subordinate Perjury etc.

  • @helenewebster-sisk2407
    @helenewebster-sisk2407 2 місяці тому

    My Atty Kevin Litttlel colluded and conspired malicious intent Spoliation, Altered, and Exploitated of Evidence.

  • @maureenbrown2811
    @maureenbrown2811 2 місяці тому

    Volume is too low

  • @josemorales-ev5iv
    @josemorales-ev5iv 2 місяці тому

    Que pasa con mi caso? Please, answer the phone.

  • @donaldcassidy2275
    @donaldcassidy2275 2 місяці тому

    I have this on my case they tried to remove and amend misconduct libel and defamation but before they were able we had already made hard copies of the original motions and responses which are in a safe place they criminals involved have no idea we have them we mentioned it and showed picture to my counsel and he never did anything we have screen shots even Last April my wife wrote a 21 page complaint to the JCC on the judge which launched a major investigation into the Utah injustice system she went on my mycase portal and started from day one using motions or other documents filed when she got to.a certain date the motions were disappearing and it was black and said.corrupted PDF we have screenshots as I said so each time she came to one she wrote what document it was and.the time in the complaint it took her 10 hrs to complete well a week later they were all back on only the name was changed one motion that was amended contain libel defamation misconduct and criminal intent last April I was in court and got a copy of this motion all that taken out with the prosecutor who not only aided and abeded added accessory ex port facto and showed misconduct and more criminal intent My 1st ineffective counsel abandoned me 4 wks before the trial setting we had in place also the were seven motions filed by him that still haven't been responded to or resolved which by law the have 7 to 10 days to respond so his withdrawal was illegal my new ineffective counsel we tried to help him since we know the case very well July 18th will be 5 yrs we gave him copies of the evidence we preserved he has been on a lil over a yr Nov And since #1 withdrew the judge retaliated and even tho I called and emailed the judges clerk for the WebEx code my counsel used to send nothing but new counsel hasnt.been assigned so continuance til counsel is appointed is fine no I got a bench warrant had 2 thugs enter my house unlawfully assaulted my wife and were about to assault me I spent that nite in jail during transport I was baiting the cops asked them what the 5 elements of the 1st amendment are and one actually named 3 most cops can't name 1 but then I laid out the most powerful law 18 USC 242 Deprivation of rights under color of law they would answer that one but asked what do you know about baiting I smiled I know law better than both my ineffective counsels do last wk an attorney from the court sent my wife a seize and desist letter saying she was borderline of harassment so I emailed him starting with the 1st amendment freedom of speech and right to petition for a redress of grievances He then got a Demurrer 18 USC 241 and 18 USC 242 I educated him on the civil rights act of 1866 enforced 1871 it was enforced when qualified immunity was implemented since our rights are unalienable Next I told him this Is a notice of warning I'm requesting your oath of office a bond if you have any your bar ID number the next day received his acceptance of notice his bar ID and.his oath of office I've also.gone pro se against CPS and got my case dismissed at pretrial from voicing my concerns which the judge thanked me for I got talked to when I did it 10 mins later he thanked me But anyways we have preserved every document from my case change is coming and accountability will be in order indictments have been filed already close to 45 criminals whos egos clouded their critical thinking giving them the false perception that they are above the law reality NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW Unfortunately they had to find out the hard way and had they chose not to abuse their power and authority and not engaged in the criminality for the past 30 yrs they wouldn't have nothing to worry about and im the villan for.exposing their entire criminal organization and they have retaliated we are homeless and permanently disabled from what we endured at the hands of them and they are playing the victim card go figure We need to abolish all levels of immunity which they should've done when the Mollen Commission Report and Steven Dowd were exposed nobody should have any protection especially public servants

  • @duanerondorf8948
    @duanerondorf8948 2 місяці тому

    His phony clergy abuse website does nothing for victims just like he did nothing to the fake electors who tried to defraud Wisconsin voters

  • @Shagbagtv
    @Shagbagtv 2 місяці тому

    He talking about p biddy case ?

  • @duanerondorf8948
    @duanerondorf8948 2 місяці тому

    My question is why he didn’t hold the fake electors accountable? Also his fake priest abuse website does nothing for victims so what does it do?

  • @benjaminbjerkemd7426
    @benjaminbjerkemd7426 2 місяці тому

    Well done, Dad

  • @shilohenry5481
    @shilohenry5481 3 місяці тому

    Excellent Ms Coates

  • @dennyjr6405
    @dennyjr6405 3 місяці тому

    The Wisconsin courts are corrupt especially family court

  • @xummers6931
    @xummers6931 3 місяці тому

    So my job told me they were going to terminate me if i keep using “slurs”, i said nigga. Im black. They wrote me up for it and said if i get written up again id be terminated. Am i in the wrong?

  • @arunavadasgupta2147
    @arunavadasgupta2147 3 місяці тому

    I know Chandra Shekhar Ghose CMD Bandhan Bank Ltd HO Kolkata Realsed IPO 2700 Crores Security money 700 Crores not paid to SEBI Security Exchange Board of India Paid Bribe and managing Delay

  • @arunavadasgupta2147
    @arunavadasgupta2147 3 місяці тому

    What is Terrestrial laws Arunava Dasgupta Mrs KasturiDasgupta Master Debarshree Dasgupta India 07.03.2024 My Biography realsed By Former Governor and present Vice President of India Respected And Honble Mr Jagdeep Dhankar on 20.03.2020 In the presence of My Wife Mrs KasturiDasgupta Mr Sanjay Sengupta and Mrs Chiroosree Sengupta Her daughter Silpa Sengupta getting married on 31st March 2024 With a Man Tittle Binoy Karmakar Master IT From Chicago University And Presently stay at New jersey She will get green card and Go to USA She also did Master in Engineering From Singapore Funy Narendra Modi Prime minister of India Wanted to sale India to Donald Trump When received death sentence Saying now I will not sale India Change of statement Received money From Donald Trump We are blood realation of Desh BandhuChittaranjanDas drafted Geneva convention His newphew was Chief justice of India And vice chancellor of viswa Bharati University Santiniketan and closely Associations with Rabindra nath Tagore received noble prize in literature Global leader s voted in my Favour and My name is included in Indian Constitution Next president of India Nobel Committee chairman Permanent member security Council International and veto power M+918017666980 M+918017047666 I challengeed to World community Is there Any Evidence I married to Samita Basu If Evidence available Go to court

  • @Thegoodnewsgirl
    @Thegoodnewsgirl 4 місяці тому

    God in Dane County 😇 ~Philippians 4:13 ⚖️

  • @fuzz2978
    @fuzz2978 4 місяці тому

    All courts=vessels in drydock.

  • @fuzz2978
    @fuzz2978 4 місяці тому

    Ah yes the craft of language,a huge fictitious conveyance of language=fraud

  • @name865name
    @name865name 4 місяці тому

    How about Bringing Up the Entire NY State Court system as CORRUPT! 1. Judges Erdogan OOZES CONTEMPT FOR THE LAW, DAILY-besides being a smug PREENING Self-Impressed 'Psychopath.' 2. NY State Prosecutors seem to be FIXED ON LAWLESSNESS! WHERE ARE YOU?...PREENING BEFORE YOUR LOBBYISTS HANDLERS, BUYING EVERY SINGLE DECISION THAT APPEAR & COME-OUT-OF ALL NY STATE COURTS! 3. It is said, "Good comes to those who Wait." I am DISHEARTENED though HOPING/PINING/ANGUISHING that KARMA comes along… VIA AN ASPIRING LEGAL NY STATE ADVOCATE, TO ACTUALLY APPLY ‘JUSTICE-UNDER THE LAW.’

  • @chrishopkins1903
    @chrishopkins1903 4 місяці тому

    What companies print or issue licences to practice law ?. Can I see a copy of that license

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Місяць тому

      Licenses to practice law are issued by the State Bar, which is an administrative arm of the state's supreme court.

    • @chrishopkins1903
      @chrishopkins1903 Місяць тому

      @@Milesco send link showing a license

  • @chrishopkins1903
    @chrishopkins1903 4 місяці тому

    Why not just use court cases that defend your beliefs

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 Місяць тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @anthonytono
    @anthonytono 4 місяці тому

    Hello I live in California just got divorced I’m aware of the state laws same of bill of rights so “””before buying a property”” I did invoked my 4th amendment right granted to every citizens that lives within the 50 states of the union, I stated very clear that the property will be a separate property so to make it short wife signed a quick claim deed with a licensed notary person and everything was accepted at escrow somehow she found out the CA state judges have been ignoring people fundamental rights so she filed divorce now I’m forced to sell my full paid property . Now I’m trying to file an appeal regarding a violation of my 4th amendment right technically my house was expropriated in top of that a violation of the expropriation rules according to US CODE 2370a. I thought I was protected because this and future issues were addressed 216 years ago in a supreme curt at Marbury vs Madison case All laws repugnant to the constitution are null and void

    • @WhirledPublishing
      @WhirledPublishing 26 днів тому

      Right - lawyers and judges often do whatever will result in more money for themselves - as in kickbacks or legal fees or contingency fees from their clients.

  • @AdamSelvig
    @AdamSelvig 5 місяців тому

    So do employees have rights to free speech ? Because I’m not sure anymore on whom or what to believe because I’m getting canceled for using words some easily offended individual who was cowardly to confront me

  • @laughingwolfbcowl
    @laughingwolfbcowl 5 місяців тому

    Good tips, but Just Imagine, the judge ruling based upon their feelings and ego… Being offended that someone preserve the errors by raising objections and requiring them to be on the record should automatically disqualify you from being a judge. That’s a violation of the right to due process if they deny it or try to argue with an attorney. Liberals lack principles and honor. No honor = no judgeship. What happened to being a mature adult?

  • @denisebuczak6816
    @denisebuczak6816 5 місяців тому

    I Highly Highly recommend him. He help my niece out with a very complex case

  • @binkbreezy4910
    @binkbreezy4910 5 місяців тому

    So….. I guy got fired for talking about what he felt was racial discrimination…… and then contacted the govt about it and they said that was ok. ……… hmmmmm interesting, something don’t seem right about that

  • @DanielKierstead-lf7bx
    @DanielKierstead-lf7bx 5 місяців тому

    I'm in Canada let's go to Canada stuff

  • @timothykramer2551
    @timothykramer2551 6 місяців тому

    This is f up 1 drink your going to jail And you're an alcoholic